Subcommittee 1: The Committee of Utter Incompetence
Welcome to the Subcommittee 1 of the Committee of Utter Incompetence! We're the ones responsible for making things not worse, but definitely more... complicated.
Our motto: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
Miscommunication and Confusion
Our subcommittee's primary function is to create unnecessary bureaucratic hurdles, because why not, right?
- We'll make sure to send you the wrong documents, in the wrong font, on the wrong paper.
- We'll have meetings that last for hours, only to decide what to do next.
- We'll make you sign 12 forms, in triplicate, just for kicks.
- We'll make you wonder if you're dreaming, but no, you're really here.
Our Sub-Subcommittee
Our sub-subcommittee is made up of the most incompetent members of the original subcommittee. They're the real power players.
- Binky McFluff: The man who forgot his own name, and also his job.
- Bartholomew P. Bottomsworth: The man who thinks he's a chicken.
- Wendy Wobbly: The woman who eats all the office supplies, and also the office chair.
Want to join us? Click here to apply!